Just mADE A PArabola og urine
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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