CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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