So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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