How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
The convent might be a nice break from real life
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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