Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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