I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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