I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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