Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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