maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
