I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
