please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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