idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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