Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee

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(816): View more from Missouri

I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.

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(941): View more from Florida

i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that

(850): View more from Florida

im pretty sure thats an 11

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'

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(604): View more from British Columbia

yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now

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(775): View more from Nevada

Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night

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