I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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