did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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