he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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