Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm both gender and math confused
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