Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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