sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize
