I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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