BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Randomize
