So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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