Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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