apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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