So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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