He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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