Well douche your snatch and let's go!
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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