I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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