I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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