i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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