I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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