I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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