U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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