I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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