D3 body, D1 cock
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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