fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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