My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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