I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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