You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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