O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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