Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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