my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
now i know why i became what i already was.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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