So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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