tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
is it fun? or sober?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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