It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
