Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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