I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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