I have demons in me.
only you would photoshop your dick
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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