This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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