I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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