Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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