Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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