who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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