Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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