he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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