i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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